Joke of the day

Joke

This guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford. He was cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks. Finally one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs. Cindy said she was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began. Everything was great for about 4 months. One day the guy goes to Cindy and says, "I'm having this problem... it's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor." Cindy says "Okay." The guy says "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Cindy looks at him a little funny, but says "Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil." The guy then says "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on you?". Cindy is getting a little worried, but says"Okay." Then the guy says "Can you wear some of my clothing? I need for you to look more like a man." Cindy is getting a little disappointed at this point, but says "Well.......I guess so." Then the guy says to Cindy, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?" Cindy, very dejected, says "I guess you can call me Fred." So the guy reaches out and grabs Cindy by the arms and says - "Fred -- You won't believe who I have been sleeping with these past 4 months!!!"